We've decided. We feel so much better when we've decided. After our Around the World in 80 Days tour of cancer doctors, we're landing in the Center of the World - New York City.
I'm scheduled for chest surgery Tuesday, April 30th at Sloan Kettering. They say "April Showers bring May Flowers." I'm saying "April Surgeries bring May Margaritas!" Actually it was a Cosmo-looking Contrast that helped find the cancer spots in my lungs. I had to drink this liquid before the CAT Scan so the doctors can read the scan more completely. It used to be a thick, chalky liquid, but now it's thinner and more palatable and red! Not as palatable as a Cosmo - but it sure looked like one. If only I had packed one of my 76 martini glasses!
Back to the surgery: it's called a VATS procedure - Video Assisted Thoroscopy. Let's talk about the positives: they don't crack your check open - that's a plus! Three small incisions in my side. You only have to be in the hospital for one night - bonus! God knows I have enough cute PJ's to be in for a month. They give you a pain pump - bingo! When I was in the hospital in 2009 for 14 days they gave me the pain pump full of morphine. I was allowed to push the button every 8 minutes. I was so desperate for the juice I asked the nurses for a digital clock so as soon as the number flipped to the 8th minute I could hit the button. (Drug seeking behavior perhaps?) Looking forward to a reprise of that!
The downsides: it's another surgery - haven't I been cut enough? Wasn't my uterus enough of a sacrifice? Now I have to give up part of my lung. Did I mention I'm being inducted into the Smithtown High School Athletic Hall of Fame next month?? Hysterical, right? They must let everyone in. I mean, I did have 2 school records in Track and Field and was award Athlete of the Year in 1998 (which I had to share with a softball player who is probably a lesbian now). But still, what a silly, fun honor. So the induction ceremony is in a month (at 8:30am - can someone say Mimosa?!?). I told the surgeon I really wanted to be there. He said I could probably still go two weeks post-op. I just think it's ironic, they'll be inducting me for running. After the surgery, I'll be about 60 pounds heavier than high school, bald, stitched up and missing some lung. Not the picture of an elite athlete - that's for sure!
This is a good picture from the Archives though:
The other major downside: I can't play tennis for most of the summer tennis season. I've missed 2 of 4 seasons already due to cancer. I was feeling good enough to hit the ball around on the newly resurfaced Cooke Court. It would have been fun to be competitive this year. Instead, I think I'll just cheer and drink in the stands. I'll probably wear my tennis skirts just for fun!
The final downside: silicone implants are extra. I thought while they had my side open they could just stick some fakies in there. But it turns out the cancer ward won't do that. Bitches. But with 40 extra pounds on, I've been lucky that about 10 of that went to my chest. So word to the wise: don't pay for boobs, just eat non-stop and you'll get them (and a gut and cellulite).
Mommy is flying up to be with me. Thank goodness for Mommies. Chris takes his Boards again next week. Every 10 years you need to re-certify by passing the Boards. So he's been studying like crazy. We have so much big stuff going on all at the same time - if we ever get out of "crisis mode" we'll be bored.
The group at Sloan Kettering does more than 500 of these VATS surgeries a year. They say there is a superb success rate. The doctor feels very confident about the surgery. They'll biopsy the pieces they take out. Cross your fingers there's cancer inside and that these are the spots that keep my hCG up. So by taking them out, I'll be cancer-free. There's always a chance they are just hard dead tissue with no cancer. Then we keep hunting. But there's a chance I could be cancer-free by May 1st. Let's pray for that.
xoxo
This is a blog by a person who *used to* have Cancer. Not anymore! Now it's just a funny rant from a girl who went through a lot of tough stuff and came out on the other side. Even though I'm cancer-free I hope you still read it! Love, ~mer
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Praying those little lumps are the cause so you can get back to being you!! Safe travels and fast recovery! Keep us posted :)
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